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Robert Brockway Sr. Editor

Robert Brockway

Sr. Editor

Robert is a columnist and senior editor for Cracked, which means he gets first pick of weapons in the bi-weekly melee. He has been writing, editing, scheming and generally machinating for the site since 2007. He is the author of many books, including Rx: A Tale of Electronegativity, which you must now buy out of a sense of misplaced obligation.

Kristi Harrison Sr. Editor

Kristi Harrison

Sr. Editor

Kristi joined the Cracked Comedy Workshop in 2007 and Cracked hasn’t been able to get rid of her since. When not editing or writing for the site, she’s raising children and potatoes in North Idaho.

Simon Jia Engineering Manager

Simon Jia

Engineering Manager

Simon has been with the team since 2009. Originally from China but gets all the American jokes. He believes “Nothing is Perfect”.

Cyriaque Lamar Sr. Editor

Cyriaque Lamar

Sr. Editor

Cyriaque Lamar is a senior editor here at Cracked. Previously, he was an editor at the Gawker Media science fiction site io9. His favorite color is fulvous.

Jason Pargin Executive Editor

Jason Pargin

Executive Editor

David Wong is the pseudonym for a man whose real name, Jason Pargin, is a closely-guarded secret known to only four people in the world and now you. He is the Executive Editor of Cracked, the founder of the Cracked writers' workshop, and the author of the NYT bestselling John Dies at the End series.

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