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A Brief History of Giant Rock, America's Most Bonkers Landmark

This is a story about time machines, aliens, a lot of dynamite, hermits, and a giant rock.

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Get Ready To Be Horny For Frosty The Snowman

Meet the new Fox Robin Hood.

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Vanilla Ice's Concert Might Kill Us All

Death, Death, Baby.

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Cars Hitting Protesters Is Now Too Disgustingly Common

Protesters are not to be treated like NPCs in 'Gran Theft Auto.'

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Carl Reiner And Mel Brooks' Heartbreaking Yet Wonderful Friendship

The two comedy legends hung out every night.

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So ... A Third Of Pakistan's Pilots Have Fake Licenses

We didn't need another reason not to fly right now, but here's a pretty good one.

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'Ninja Turtles' Movies Work Best When Not Played For Laughs

Heed our words, Seth Rogen.

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5 TV Actors Whose Lives Got Way Weirder After The Show Ended

Even real life isn't boring all the time.

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The Incredibly Dark Garfield Strip You’ve Never Seen

Maw Maw just wanted to play!

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Shane Dawson's Bogus 'Apology' Got Him Demonetized From YouTube

Imagine being so bad at saying 'sorry' that you get in MORE trouble.

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Calm Down About The New Swine Flu (But Don’t Totally Ignore It)

One of these at a time please.

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