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Everything you know is wrong and science is B.S.
We aren't talking about zombies here. We're talking about the unspoken rules by which the entire 'Walking Dead' universe functions.
Isaac Asimov once told me something that has inspired everything we've tried to do here at Cracked: 'Science fiction can eat a dick.'
We want to give you money to write for us. Seriously.
Go to the front page of any mostly male discussion site like Reddit.com and see how many inches you can browse before finding several thousand men bemoaning how all women are gold-digging whores (7,500 upvotes) and how crazy and irrational women are (9,659 upvotes) and how horrible and gross and fat women are (4,000 upvotes).
WARNING: The following contains numerous monsters and implied male nudity. Also may contain implied gore and implied flamethrower and implied interdimensional travel and the evil prison guard from The Shawshank Redemption and award-winning actor Paul Giamatti.
The modern world is stomping all over your physical and mental well-being from several directions.
Statistically, there's an overwhelming chance that you kind of feel like crap right now.
Some advice on bumper stickers and memes is just dangerous nonsense.
Netflix monitors your viewing behavior closely.
This isn't about the trolls -- this is about all of us.
Am I crazy, or does every little thing spawn a weird hate group these days?
I've been committing war crimes in video games since the Carter era.
Dragons, werewolves, and aliens have more in common than you'd think.
It's like 'Minority Report' (but if the pre-cogs worked for Netflix).
Games don't teach you to be violent, or sexist, or an Italian plumber. They do teach you something sneakier.
When you're not precise with your
We bake assumptions into our favorite movies, TV, and games...and our grandkids will find them laughably weird.
Don't feed your brain the equivalent of a large pizza, multiple times a day.
Thought experiment: if you made a list of the biggest 10 comedy institutions in your life, what would be on it? And would any of them be full of Republicans?
Stop me if you've heard this one before: a charismatic populist leader rises to power by warning of immigrants who are are filthy and bring disease.