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Old-timey medicine seems laughably backwards nowadays.
Sometimes the media just does science wrong.
It's hard out there for people living on the lower end of the income spectrum.
Some things never change. Thankfully, these things did.
It's time to blow their cover.
Most celebrities are probably people, too.
Whoo boy, there are a lot of secrets ...
Black and white, good and evil, Batman and not-Batman ...
We're currently in the midst of the longest government shutdown in the history of our fair nation.
When looked at on a small scale, the story seems totally optimistic. When scaled up, pessimism becomes the big, stinky elephant in the room.
Gaining a new cultural perspective is only a few clicks away, provided that nothing went awry during the translation process.
Being a YouTube celebrity sounds like a pretty awesome deal, right? Well ...
Several websites you've probably used today required a whole bucket of turd polish before they finally found their way.
I'm here to try and defend my beloved country against accusations that we're nothing more than a nation of evil, mustache-twirling, power-obsessed psychopaths in well-tailored suits.
Terrifyingly enough, the health care techniques that Hollywood clearly made up on an insane whim have made it into the popular consciousness.