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S Peter Davis is an editor for Cracked and a writer based in Brisbane, Australia. He is the creator of the Three Minute Philosophy series, and was recently judged the internet's most eligible bachelor. You can see more of his work at www.threeminutephilosophy.com
Guess what? Half of the Millennial trends your grandpa complains about are actually even older than he is.
These days, everybody has a Twitter account.
You don't really expect that any of your favorite action heroes are going to live up to their on-screen reputations. But there are a few cases where actors apparently forgot there weren't any cameras rolling.
Human society comes with a great number of diverse opinions, but there are at least some basic ideas we should all be able to agree on: Racism is bad, hate speech is unacceptable, and people who leave shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot are literally the devil.
Some celebrities see fame as tremendous burden and distraction from their craft, whereas others treat it as a golden opportunity to screw with thousands of strangers for no logical reason.
Breaking into Hollywood is really hard. Especially when the very industry you're trying to break into is aching to screw you over.
There's a good chance that Future Earth will look like a 5-year-old's attempt at making the planet out of mismatched Lego pieces.
Warning: This article will almost certainly make you think twice about some of your favorite celebrities.
As the saying goes: Every time God closes a door, he forgets to mention anything about jimmying open door locks.