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Real Name: College Binary
Member Since: July 16th, 2003
S Peter Davis is an editor for Cracked and a writer based in Brisbane, Australia. He is the creator of the Three Minute Philosophy series, and was recently judged the internet's most eligible bachelor. You can see more of his work at www.threeminutephilosophy.com
Some celebrities see fame as tremendous burden and distraction from their craft, whereas others treat it as a golden opportunity to screw with thousands of strangers for no logical reason.
Breaking into Hollywood is really hard. Especially when the very industry you're trying to break into is aching to screw you over.
There's a good chance that Future Earth will look like a 5-year-old's attempt at making the planet out of mismatched Lego pieces.
Warning: This article will almost certainly make you think twice about some of your favorite celebrities.
As the saying goes: Every time God closes a door, he forgets to mention anything about jimmying open door locks.
Michael Jordan has a history of being a big bald bully.
We're one earthquake in Japan away from all of society collapsing.
We expect our famous people to be a little bit crazy, because money and fame mess with your head in ways science can barely comprehend. But still ...
Depending on who you ask, these people either are shining examples of the human endeavor or just, like, really didn't have anything better to do that decade.