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Everything you know is wrong and science is B.S.
We aren't talking about zombies here. We're talking about the unspoken rules by which the entire 'Walking Dead' universe functions.
Isaac Asimov once told me something that has inspired everything we've tried to do here at Cracked: 'Science fiction can eat a dick.'
We want to give you money to write for us. Seriously.
Go to the front page of any mostly male discussion site like Reddit.com and see how many inches you can browse before finding several thousand men bemoaning how all women are gold-digging whores (7,500 upvotes) and how crazy and irrational women are (9,659 upvotes) and how horrible and gross and fat women are (4,000 upvotes).
WARNING: The following contains numerous monsters and implied male nudity. Also may contain implied gore and implied flamethrower and implied interdimensional travel and the evil prison guard from The Shawshank Redemption and award-winning actor Paul Giamatti.
At one time, every major rap album had to contain at least one track in which the rapper recounted, in extreme detail and in first person, a boastful yet grossly implausible tale involving himself and perhaps his crew. Many believe the mid-'80s to the mid-'90s marked the golden era of rap storytelling. Sadly, it all came crashing down.
With life comes possibilities. Things can get better! Or worse! But hopefully better!
So much of your personality is dictated by seemingly random nonsense you're not even aware of.
'Why are people such s***heads?
No one at Cracked wants their creative voice muffled behind a giant steel door with a dollar sign on it.
Don't feed your brain the equivalent of a large pizza, multiple times a day.
Thought experiment: if you made a list of the biggest 10 comedy institutions in your life, what would be on it? And would any of them be full of Republicans?
Stop me if you've heard this one before: a charismatic populist leader rises to power by warning of immigrants who are are filthy and bring disease.
Do you know what you want to do with the rest of your life?
Serious Talk. It's Jack's last episode.
The 2016 Election made it clear that we live in an America divided.
It's become your daily morning ritual. Wake up. Open Twitter. And here come's your fix.