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In the absence of man, nature returns.
It turns out we've always been this dumb.
Even the most seemingly innocent toys might have been secretly funding the work of some mad scientist.
When people wax nostalgic, it's typically for fun stuff, like old cameras and weathered rocking chairs ... not polio or segregation.
Every day, we learn that some powerful, beloved public figure is guilty of truly shocking abuse.
Illness can appear out of the blue and turn your life upside-down, like a Zooey Deschanel character in a rom-com.
It takes ages for a city to truly change. But there are exceptions
The modern citizen must always be properly prepared for the worst.
TV preachers are still around (and still crazy).
DRUGS WILL RUIN OUR LADYFOLK!
If you don't have a strong stomach, the medical field might not exactly be for you.
The 'Happiest Place On Earth' is often where you can find the worst society has to offer.
When we die, we'll probably have to pay the celestial piper and burn off all the bad karma by coming back as a lowly beast. And if we're really awful, we'll come back as one of these.
What is it about LEGOs that makes them such a popular request from kids involved with the Make-A-Wish Foundation?
Keith Olbermann doesn't give a damn.
Just keep telling yourself, 'There's probably no way my kid's principal is doing heinous crap like this.'
Just because a Kardashian uses a thing, doesn’t mean it’s not shady.
We found some super-flattering new outfits, you guys.
Get ready to appreciate the subtle nuances of Comic-Con.
The good news is, you can now correct other people about this stuff.
Turns out Mark Hamill isn't the only one who can take his voice to the bank.