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This is your daily reminder that we are all but sacks of meat that can and will crumble and rot as surely as last night's Chipotle.
Not only was the past lousy with criminal terrors, but ye crime waves of olde were also bit more ... eccentric.
Just because the drugs are fake in movies doesn't mean you can't still overdose on them.
Sometimes, critters get a little sick of humans and will rise up by invading whatever human territory they can.
For every Bob Woodward, every Snowden, and every Carl Bernstein, there are a bunch of unknown schmucks who have changed the world without us ever noticing them.
It turns out once you become a celebrity, government agents, ETs, and angry ghosts want to make your life total hell.
Support for the Nazis within Germany was far from universal, and at least a few would end up fighting like crazy to wreck the Nazi war machine from the inside.
Real danger comes from the outside. Especially the gorgeous, scenic outside in the Facebook photos of your richer friends.
We tend to think that every rich CEO who isn't Elon Musk or Bruce Wayne is a smirking sociopath who orders layoffs while floating nude in a pool filled with champagne.
Famous people should invest more in NDA's.
She's really kind of a few steps away from becoming George Lucas too.
Mrs. Potts, the Beast's faithful housekeeper, is clearly way too old to have given birth to her 'son,' Chip. So where did he come from?
These fallacies have shown up on screen so often, people have started thinking those bizarre little porn tropes are what sex is.
Life hacks sometimes just hack away at what little life you have left.
The Internet has long been a safe haven for people who can't deal with other humans. But it can't always work like that ...
Word on the street is we're all mad about photographers and advertising agencies using Photoshop to make models look supernaturally good.