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Real Name: FallenLegend
Member Since: November 5th, 2012
I'm just a mexican lawyer (living in Mexico), an artist having fun writting for cracked and learning to improve my writing to give meaningful messages.
In my honest and super biased opinion, Mexico has the best food in the world.
You can contact me on twitter here https://twitter.com/SOG_AB and on deviant art here http://mythicsonofgod.deviantart.com/.
People have been getting loaded ever since Julius Wine ate all those bad grapes, and we're mostly OK with it. But prescription opioid painkillers, our latest drug epidemic, is a different beast entirely.
Being an undocumented immigrant is like playing the world's highest-stakes game of hide and seek.
Some movies make up entire careers that have no reason for existing whatsoever.
Every writer has one or two dark secrets lurking in a bottom desk drawer somewhere.
Serial killers in movies are all constrained by the same limitation: The imagination of a screenwriter, who is presumably not a murderous psychopath. No matter how disgusting or outright evil the fictional killer, there's somebody out there topping them in real life.
Sometimes we find ourselves in the awkward position of defending a movie against others pointing out plot holes that don't actually exist.
Yeah, we are getting more "strong" women in movies, but there are some truly bizarre things writers just can't get past.
Sometimes an artistic genius has a weak spot right in their chosen field, and we somehow all agree to overlook it.
The following politicians managed to disregard the law and all rules of a civilized society in the funniest ways possible.
The vast majority of people haven't the slightest clue what the OG law of the land actually defines.