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Real Name: FallenLegend
Member Since: November 5th, 2012
I'm just a mexican lawyer (living in Mexico), an artist having fun writting for cracked and learning to improve my writing to give meaningful messages.
In my honest and super biased opinion, Mexico has the best food in the world.
You can contact me on here on Cracked or in Quora here https://www.quora.com/profile/Abraham-Mireles
Video games might be the one place in your life where you feel unstoppable ... or at least, they used to be.
Some of the most famous movie lessons rely entirely on insane coincidences making everything possible.
A protagonist isn't always a hero.
There are some seemingly cute, family-friendly games out there hiding backstories so messed up that they'd be cut from a Chuck Palahniuk novel.
People have been getting loaded ever since Julius Wine ate all those bad grapes, and we're mostly OK with it. But prescription opioid painkillers, our latest drug epidemic, is a different beast entirely.
Being an undocumented immigrant is like playing the world's highest-stakes game of hide and seek.
Some movies make up entire careers that have no reason for existing whatsoever.
Every writer has one or two dark secrets lurking in a bottom desk drawer somewhere.
Serial killers in movies are all constrained by the same limitation: The imagination of a screenwriter, who is presumably not a murderous psychopath. No matter how disgusting or outright evil the fictional killer, there's somebody out there topping them in real life.