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Real Name: Nathan Williams
Member Since: October 20th, 2011
About Me: My bat-shit crazy opinions are only mistaken for non sequiturs.
I'm not on Facebook or Twitter, so good luck tracking me down and sending me vile messages and/or nude pics. And, yes, that is a challenge.
Pardon us for pulling a Neil deGrasse Tyson, but we're going to do exactly that.
What could possibly be wrong with a nation that gives its citizens universal healthcare and paid parental leave?
Vacations are risky.
Some 'health' advice that sounds good at the time may instead turn out to be murderous.
What's actually fake news is thinking Donald Trump coined the idea of 'fake news.'
Let's face it, truth doesn't sell tickets.
We're not saying these folks are right -- hell, we're not even saying they're sane. We're just saying what if?
Soon, monkeys will have unsatisfying jobs in IT and erectile dysfunction.
There are no Illuminati. There are no puppet masters. It's just a bunch of idiots like us.
Your sense of humor says a lot about you. And we mean that in the objective sense. Oh, and none of them are good.