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Real Name: Nathan Williams
Member Since: October 20th, 2011
About Me: My bat-shit crazy opinions are only mistaken for non sequiturs.
I'm not on Facebook or Twitter, so good luck tracking me down and sending me vile messages and/or nude pics. And, yes, that is a challenge.
Even the most advanced nations haven't ironed out all of their dumb lingering nonsense.
Some of histories worst atrocities were thought up by people who were only trying to help.
Trying to change the world? Make way for the bozos who don't understand what you're doing.
Some of these side effects might make you pray for a good ol' fashioned plague or two.
Pardon us for pulling a Neil deGrasse Tyson, but we're going to do exactly that.
What could possibly be wrong with a nation that gives its citizens universal healthcare and paid parental leave?
Vacations are risky.
Some 'health' advice that sounds good at the time may instead turn out to be murderous.
What's actually fake news is thinking Donald Trump coined the idea of 'fake news.'
Let's face it, truth doesn't sell tickets.