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You can't reach the White House without being a fantastic liar.
Every now and then, someone exits this mortal coil so perfectly that we can only suspect that God is recycling plot twists from his rejected screenplays.
The internet is an engine producing a constant supply of shared insanity.
Every now and then, history's horror stories are so over the top that they have to be left out of the classroom entirely.
The very likely reason we don't have 'Half-Life 3' yet is because the developers are scared fans are going to make a better version of it.
Some utterly forgettable movies could have been downright amazing, with just a few small tweaks.
If it's true that those who cannot remember the past are doomed to repeat it, then for the love of God, please pay very close attention.
Fake fans come up with fan fiction. Real fans develop complex theories like these.
One dinghy was all Stannis needed to put his frigid butt on the Iron Throne.
Here are a few reasons why no U.S. president should ever want a second term.