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A supervillain plan to destroy the world is idiotic by default because, well, where are they going to live?
The Marvel Cinematic Universe's Loki is arguably the saddest example of the evil genius archetype.
Why would so many corporations give their seemingly mundane mascots backstories so dark they might have wandered out of a David Lynch film?
But for every director filming a 'Schindler's List,' there's an exploitative monster taking the same tragedy and turning it into a sleazy get-rich-quick scheme.
How come Buzz Lightyear never talked to humans?
As long as cinema has existed, it's always been ready, willing, and able to completely embarrass itself for cash.
It seems like these particular villains went into their dastardly schemes determined to fail -- or to at least extend the story to feature length.