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It's baffling to see a scene featuring tecnology that still manages to get it all horribly, horribly wrong. Particularly now, when Google is simply a finger tip away.
This article is for my three kids. They will, very soon, start seeing the world through adult eyes, and a lot of things about my generation will just plain not make any sense to them. I'm going to attempt to explain some of it, so that they don't dismiss an entire generation of people as rock-fuck stupid. For instance, the generation coming up behi
Lesson no. 7: Stealing is Perfectly Fine if You leave a Note.
What's it like to quit smoking, you ask? Recall the worst flu you've ever had and the angriest you've ever been, then combine those with clenching every muscle in your body for weeks on end.
At one time, every major rap album had to contain at least one track in which the rapper recounted, in extreme detail and in first person, a boastful yet grossly implausible tale involving himself and perhaps his crew. Many believe the mid-'80s to the mid-'90s marked the golden era of rap storytelling. Sadly, it all came crashing down.
News outlets always need a bogeyman. These days, the most common one in the Internet.
Somebody out there, reading this, has the know-how to make this happen.
What happens on the Internet stays on the Internet? Not quite.
It turns out, there is a clear, simple solution to the problem.
It's less about millennials destroying things and more about old people clinging desperately to increasingly archaic conventions.
Prison can change a person -- most likely into a devout Christian or an angry racist.
You won't find this stuff in any parenting book.
Just save yourself the eventual mental breakdown that comes with learning how to not murder dozens and dozens of innocent fish.
One of the greatest parts of professional wrestling is the behind-the-scenes terminology.
The 2016 Election made it clear that we live in an America divided.