Kier Harris
Personal experience team member for Cracked and a freelance writer/editor for a plethora of places. Find me wherever jokes are sold.
I'm always looking for writing or editing jobs, so if you have something in mind, you can reach me at kierharris91@gmail.com
Or if that's not your thing, follow me on Twitter: @NotAnotherKier
5 Things You Learn From A Trip Into A Huge Chasm Of Hellfire
Yes. It IS getting hot in here.
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7 Actual Theme Park Attractions Clearly Designed By Maniacs
If you're really adventurous, you can skip the traditional theme parks and visit those places where childhood dreams are traded for reality-questioning befuddlement.
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- By Kier Harris
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Major Surgery With No Painkillers: 5 Things I Learned
Cracked sat down with Vijay Welch-Young, a man who had chest-slicing, cancer-dicing heart surgery without general anesthesia, which means he was awake for THE WHOLE THING.
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- By Robert Evans, Kier Harris, Vijay Welch-Young
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5 Reasons Life With Epilepsy is Weirder Than You Think
Eleanor Levinson has been living with epilepsy for ten years, so we figured we'd ask her what it's really like.
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- By Kier Harris, Rachel King
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5 Insane Things 'Deadliest Catch' Leaves Out About My Job
Fishing in the choppy, frozen waters off Alaska is the worst of the worst. We spoke with Dash Adams to learn just how bad it can get.
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- By Kier Harris, Dash Adams
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5 Insane True Stories of Hostages Outsmarting Their Captors
We won't stop until kidnappers everywhere are too worried about their victims making them look like jackasses to ever nap a kid again.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Kier Harris, Carolyn Burke, Simone B.
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4 Signs 'Mad Max 4' Is Probably the Craziest Movie Ever Made
We assume the studio's exact words were, 'We want the audience to crap themselves so hard that they can't even walk when the movie ends.'
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- By Evan V. Symon , Kier Harris
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4 Ways the '50 Shades of Grey' Film Is Worse Than You Expect
This movie isn't even going to provide the trashy fun that made the book a success in the first place.
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- By Kier Harris
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6 Survival Tips from a Professional Adventurer
'If it wants to kill you, I'm there.' This is how George Kourounis described his job to us.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Kier Harris
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5 Behind the Scenes Details That Change How You See Movies
To get a look at what happens on both sides of the camera, we interviewed a grip/electrician named Holden Wilson and a stand-in/background actor who, to preserve his anonymity, has asked to be referred to as Thrust Neckpunch.
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- By Richard Johnson, Holden Wilson, Kier Harris
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5 Horrifying Implications of the 'Star Trek' Universe
It turns out there are some horrible implications behind all that awesome technology and progressive ideology that are never addressed.
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- By J.F. Sargent, Kier Harris
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8 Ordinary Things That Look Insanely Cool Under a Microscope
A really powerful microscope is the sort of thing nobody would buy for entertainment, yet we can't shake the feeling that if we had one, we'd use it all the time.
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- By Dustin Koski, Evan V. Symon , Kier Harris
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5 Ridiculous First Drafts of Famous Logos
Not every brand strikes gold when it attempts to design an eye-catching new logo.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Kier Harris
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5 Clearly Fake News Stories The Media Told You Were True
Apparently, The media doesn't always have time for such time-consuming practices as 'fact checking' and 'thinking about this for a moment to work out if it sounds idiotic.'
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- By Danny Gallagher, Kier Harris
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The 7 Most Ridiculous Rough Drafts of Famous Brand Logos
Most successful brands have instantly recognizable logos. However, early drafts of some of the most famous logos in the world apparently confused 'recognition' with 'bitter insanity.'
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- By Evan V. Symon , Kier Harris
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5 Groundbreaking Firsts That Your History Books Lied About
It turns out that a whole lot of famous firsts are credited to the wrong people, due to politics, bad luck, or outright lies.
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- By Chris Radomile, Eddie Rodriguez, Evan V. Symon , Kier Harris
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8 Actors Who Look the Same on Every Movie Poster (Part 3)
Yes, it is apparently possible to be typecast in movie posters.
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- By J.F. Sargent, Kier Harris, Isaac Cabe
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6 Alternate Album Covers You Won't Believe Almost Happened
Many of these bands almost made history for a different reason -- by producing albums with covers that would have traumatized (or at least confused) a generation.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Kier Harris
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3 Terrible Stadiums You Won't Believe Were Actually Built
Designing a stadium is an art, though, and the simplest mistakes can lead to absolute chaos for teams on the field.
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- By Evan V. Symon , Kier Harris
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