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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 200 articles, totaling over 400,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through firstname.lastname@example.org.
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Once again, it's time for us to bravely point out everybody is saying everything incorrectly.
Seriously folks, 'wanting to have Keanu Reeves's baby' should not be one's day job.
You don't notice how watered-down these sequels are till you revisit the originals.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
The more you learn, the weirder it gets.
Love may be blind, but attraction is weird af.
Scammers are reaching a new low.
Wasn’t technology supposed to be useful and helpful?
Houston, there are some problems.
That thing you believe about a group of people? It's not true.