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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 100 articles, totaling over 250,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through firstname.lastname@example.org.
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You can't take it with you. So, they didn't.
Fool me once ...
Not everyone WANTS to be famous.
Today we pay tribute to these overlooked zeitgeist wranglers.
First someone gets hurt, THEN it's all fun and games.
These celebrity families are seriously (impressively) weird.
Sometimes ordinary citizens have to step in and get things done.
All of this is very bad.
Sometimes it's just a matter of making the US Department of Defense look, like, REALLY cool.
Innocent until proven guilty ... but imprisoned even after innocence is proven.