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Apparently, there was a trail of little glittery footprints in the wake of the eyeshadow attack.
I don't understand how you can make dried pasta gourmet.
Powerful men are accustomed to a certain amount of formulaic lenience.
Dogs need a lot of love, cuddles, food, and occasionally, for their owner to clean poop off their butt fur.
I'm offended by the implication that hardcore porn sites can't have political opinions.
Pepsi. Buddy. Sit down. We need to talk.
Inappropriate Christmas music is bad for your mental health.
McDonalds has finally released an app to let me know the precise times when their ice cream machines are working.
You know what? After the 'Rick and Morty' Szechuan sauce debacle, I don't want to hear a single complaint about glitter coffee.
I knew they existed. I told my friends, my family, everyone. They told me I was being 'paranoid.'
Winner winner chicken ... ugh ...
I can't imagine how these officers and judges function in real life, with all the 'ambiguous' slang out there.
Here are a few Valentine's day cards from the Trump administration to you, the American people. Now when they screw us, at least it'll feel romantic!
When everyone is scrambling to jump-start the next superhero franchise, you're inevitably going to be taken to some strange places.
Tim Burton should just remake all of Hollywood's most violent films using stop-motion.