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Real Name: Robin Warder
Member Since: February 27th, 2012
When he's not writing for Cracked, Robin Warder is also the host of a true crime podcast about unsolved mysteries called The Trail Went Cold at http://trailwentcold.com. His celebrity doppelganger is Matt Damon in "The Informant".
The world is full of bizarre, gruesome crimes so baffling and creepy that the only one-liner the investigators would muster up is
And the best part? These people would be astounded to hear they're hypocrites.
Horror stories are great and all, but around Halloween, we like to focus on the real stuff. You know, the monsters that could in fact be outside your house right now.
Lots of you are too old and jaded to be kept awake at night by ghost stories and implausible urban legends. No, this time of year, you need something a little more real.
"This can't be a coincidence!" conspiracy theorists say. Oh, but it can.
Modern technology makes it pretty difficult for a person to drop off the face of the Earth. But back when that was more common, missing persons cases used to get super weird.
These idiots would probably still be free today if they'd simply cashed their (considerable) chips in while they were ahead.
What follows is a great lesson for anyone tempted to go out in public and bash a large-scale project they've worked on.
Professor Flitwick's complete makeover couldn't have been an accident.
In 1982, a promising young actor named Tom Hanks nailed his first movie role: a made-for-TV drama about the evils of tabletop RPGs.