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The news is like an oncoming train filled with clown cars.
The news just doesn’t get any better than this. Which is kind of depressing when you think about it.
The news is like pumpkin spice -- inescapable and a little sickening.
In the circus that is the internet, the news outlets are the clown car.
Checking the news is like poking an anthill.
Everywhere you look, the news is trying to force you to binge on it.
Some days you have to choose between the news and your sanity.
The news media is like a dripping faucet that’s in every room of the house.