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Some seemingly logical off-screen moments are actually very, very stupid.
Battles fought on Wikipedia are pointless, insane, or both.
These may be the only five things you never get to witness.
For most of us, just stumbling across a half-eaten corn dog on the street would be a huge freaking deal.
Stop falling for politicians promising to 'get tough' on some problem or another.
Not all film characters are created equal.
Why do we keep trying to find meaning in random political photos?
Calling celebrities and athletes out as spoiled and elite because they have an opinion is so thunderously, nakedly stupid.
Hollywood has done its damnedest to cover all of its bases when it comes to people falling in love. But if you're not 'spontaneous' apparently you're still screwed.
The F-word is a blaring small-talk siren that forces seemingly reasonable people to forget whatever they were just doing and start reciting the 'Basic Wedding' questionnaire.
What is it, exactly, that we want out of these final two seasons?
While there's a depressing lack of Kevin Bacon involved here, the central anti-authority message of 'Footloose' is still holding strong.
Congratulations: you have a nicer computer than Tom Cruise did in 'Minority Report'.
Every period drama could be funnier AND realer if it got over itself.
Kanye West's puppet show, David Hasselhoff's X-Files knockoff, AND MORE enormous miscalculations!
Why let actors pretend to be afraid when you can terrify them FOR REAL?
Believe it or not, our society and economy and morality make WAY more sense through the lens of ballgames.
Tom Hanks must be stopped.