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Real Name: Justin Crockett
Member Since: February 29th, 2012
Musician/life coach for the eastern seaboard musical outfit, The Hot Meals, fledgling writer, and frequent moisturizer. Contact me at email@example.com
My podcast: https://soundcloud.com/barncast
My website: http://businesshandshakes.wordpress.com/
Being a superfan means knowing more, and getting more, out of what you love the most.
In an incident taken straight from a Stephen King novel, a lake murdered 1,746 people overnight.
Despite the fact that this sordid tale is all over every (non-FOX) news station these days, the press has somehow neglected to tell you the weirdest parts.
No child should've ever been let around Captain Kangaroo.
Some things from our past don't have easy dumping grounds like jeans or the elderly, often leaving us to invent new ways of keeping them around.
Phallic imagery can pop up in the most awkward places. Pay enough attention and, as if by magic, you can see a wang appearing out of the ether
The Trump presidency is causing a number of scary effects that haven't hit the headlines yet, whose impacts could linger for years.
WARNING: The following article contains debilitating amounts of douche-chills. Consult your physician before reading any further.
For some reason, there's one damn place that has these things figured out, and they're the best at it, period.