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Real Name: Jordan Breeding
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It's a little disconcerting how many of these boundaries were drawn with less care than your average Bowsette hentai.
Some non-Western countries are into Western traditions waaaay more than we are.
These movies definitely aren't helping to spread the word of God.
Most big movie organizations approach every problem in the least efficient way possible.
Every now and then, a story that affects the whole world starts unfolding right in the peaceful heart of Nowhere In Particular.
A protagonist isn't always a hero.
Presumably, every single writer in Hollywood was at some point in time a teenager.
Every now and then, someone exits this mortal coil so perfectly that we can only suspect that God is recycling plot twists from his rejected screenplays.
Kill your darlings.
How hard can it be to make a good 'Star Wars' movie?
There are a few things that are cool and original and SHOULD have been copied, but weren't.
Some kids' movies are really creepy when you devote more than a second of thought to them.
On the surface, Qui-Gon Jinn seemed to be a logical warrior. But dig a little deeper, and you find yourself wondering how he even became a Jedi Master.