Real Name: Jordan Breeding
Member Since: February 4th, 2014
Senior Writer/Personal Experience Team Member for Cracked and a contributor to McSweeney's, Paste Magazine, The Hard Times, Ranker, Modern Rogue, and more. I'd put something funnier here, but I'd really like for you to hire me. Will joke for food.
Just about everything I've written (including over 80 Cracked articles) can be found here: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/
Feel free to email me at email@example.com, or follow my desperate bid for employment here: https://twitter.com/HireMeWeekend