Real Name: Jordan Breeding
Member Since: February 4th, 2014
Writer for Paste Magazine, Cracked, Forces of Geek, Fantasy Life Blog, and more. I'd put something funnier here, but I'd really like for you to hire me. Will joke for food.
Just about everything I've written (including over 70 Cracked articles) can be found here: https://thejordanbreedingblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/22/portfolio/
Feel free to email me at email@example.com, or follow my desperate bid for employment here: https://twitter.com/HireMeWeekend