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The jig is up: Reynolds knows we're all going to be absolutely baked this Thanksgiving.
Apparently, there was a trail of little glittery footprints in the wake of the eyeshadow attack.
I'm not some kind of fancy city lawyer, but if you can apply this law to a bumper sticker, what of truck nuts?
I don't understand how you can make dried pasta gourmet.
Sexy comes in many different, subjective flavors.
Powerful men are accustomed to a certain amount of formulaic lenience.
Dogs need a lot of love, cuddles, food, and occasionally, for their owner to clean poop off their butt fur.
As adorable as this video is, it's important to remember that gorilla body language doesn't always translate well to humans.
You know what really triggers liberals? When you destroy your own expensive property.
I'm offended by the implication that hardcore porn sites can't have political opinions.
I knew they existed. I told my friends, my family, everyone. They told me I was being 'paranoid.'
We can't assume that the mere presence of light would stop sexual assault.
If you asked me to trade in the sanctity of our democracy to see Jesus arm-wrestle Satan, I would.
Winner winner chicken ... ugh ...
Truly, a terrifying look into the mind of a cold blooded killer.
I'm going to come right out and admit it: I somewhat enjoy black licorice.
I can't imagine how these officers and judges function in real life, with all the 'ambiguous' slang out there.
If sci-fi movies have taught you one thing about species with queen-based social hierarchies, it's that you should always kill the queen.
It's become your daily morning ritual. Wake up. Open Twitter. And here come's your fix.