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This looks like an act of desperation.
It turns out cartoons lied to us.
Yes, you should get to shore and away from the shark, but try to do it without wriggling around like live bait.
Not a single one of my vegan or vegetarian friends has ever lectured me about meat.
I'm going to come out with an incredibly brave take: ban glitter.
What I do on my phone or computer is between me and my doctor.
The Texas Department of Criminal Justice has taken their book banning to a capricious extreme.
I wake up every day a blank slate.
We don't love, cherish, and try to legally marry our phones because of our ability to fondle them.
It's that time of year again!
I knew they existed. I told my friends, my family, everyone. They told me I was being 'paranoid.'
We can't assume that the mere presence of light would stop sexual assault.
If you asked me to trade in the sanctity of our democracy to see Jesus arm-wrestle Satan, I would.
Winner winner chicken ... ugh ...
Truly, a terrifying look into the mind of a cold blooded killer.
I'm going to come right out and admit it: I somewhat enjoy black licorice.
I can't imagine how these officers and judges function in real life, with all the 'ambiguous' slang out there.
The news: if you’ve read it since the fall of 2015, it’s been nothing but Donald Trump stories, and Opponent Of Donald Trump stories, and the sports section (which is also kind of Trump news).
If sci-fi movies have taught you one thing about species with queen-based social hierarchies, it's that you should always kill the queen.
It's become your daily morning ritual. Wake up. Open Twitter. And here come's your fix.