Real Name: Britni Patterson
Member Since: January 30th, 2016
Britni Patterson writes traditional mysteries and short stories when she's not occupied with Cracked articles, her two cats, one chihuahua, two small heathens, one pet Canadian, or sleeping.
Favorite food : Tacos. All Tacos. Put it in a tortilla and I'm happy.
Favorite Ice Cream: Chocolate Therapy by Ben & Jerry's
Favorite Authors: Dorothy Sayers, Terry Pratchett, Ilona Andrews, David & Leigh Eddings, Umberto Eco, Rex Stout, and Seanan McGuire.