patternewt

Real Name: Britni Patterson

Member Since: January 30th, 2016

About Me:
Britni Patterson writes traditional mysteries and short stories when she's not occupied with Cracked articles, her two cats, one chihuahua, two small heathens, one pet Canadian, or sleeping.

Favorite food : Tacos. All Tacos. Put it in a tortilla and I'm happy.

Favorite Ice Cream: Chocolate Therapy by Ben & Jerry's

Favorite Authors: Dorothy Sayers, Terry Pratchett, Ilona Andrews, David & Leigh Eddings, Umberto Eco, Rex Stout, and Seanan McGuire.