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Real Name: ScottEBaird
Member Since: October 7th, 2011
Along with Cracked, I have also written articles for Topless Robot, TopTenz and Dorkly. I can also be seen most days of the week on Screen Rant.
The middle name is a reference to the TV show "Bottom" you philistines!
I can be also be followed on twitter at - https://twitter.com/ScottEBaird
The real world inspires our stories, not the other way around. Unless it is the other way around. And it is. So very, very often.
Sometimes, the stuff the screenwriters originally came up with was so gloriously insane that it almost would have resulted in a different movie. A somewhat sexier, slightly longer, much wronger one.
Sometimes, game developers go way beyond 'a fun little secret,' and venture firmly into 'paranoid recluse hiding jars of his own urine' territory.
We thought it might be fun to take some of the most inexplicably shithouse crazy panels from comic book history and try to make sense of them through the eyes of someone who's completely unfamiliar with the context.
Honestly, it shouldn't surprise you that some of the stunts used to promote games are stupid, desperate, and insane.
First it starts out with a little self-fiddling next to a sleeping dragon, then things get weird from there.
Censorship is a no-win situation.
In times like these, it's good to remind ourselves that humans don't automatically use their fame and fortune to diabolical ends.