Cracked Quick Fixes Archive
A ROUNDUP OF INTERVIEWS, DEEP DIVES, & TRIVIA
5 Bootleg Toys That Are Straight Out Of The Bowels of Hell
There's a special subcategory of knockoff merch based on beloved children's franchises that replaces the expense of licensed toys with something affordable, and the family-friendly fun with something utterly nightmare-inducing.
4 Reasons Frank Underwood (from House of Cards) Is an Idiot
You know the drilling. Warning. Spoilers. All that jazz.
5 Products Designed to Control You When You're Drunk as Hell
Add the following to your boozing arsenal and soon you'll be the MacGyver of getting totally blasted.
6 New Movies That Deserve Way More Attention
A Swedish action movie about Hitler, Vikings, dinosaurs, and time travel is coming out. What more do you need?
4 Ways Anti-Vaccine Lies Are Perfectly Designed to Fool Us
The messy truth is that we're ALL capable of making the same kinds of stupid reasoning jumps when pulled in the right wrong direction.
The Hobbit Got A Kid Suspended: 6 BS Stories That Went Viral
Here we are, yet again, with stories that prove Internet news has not lost its charming habit of being 10 times worse than any embellishing anchorman.
4 Reasons '50 Shades of Grey' Is the Limp Bizkit of Sex
The film's hype, marketing, and message has beckoned me back to the forgotten time of 1997.
5 New Movies That Are Getting Remade as Straight-to-DVD Crap
2015 is shaping up to unleash some surefire Hollywood blockbusters on us, and the knockoff film producers of the world are wasting no time, energy, or thought in their rush to cash in.
4 Futuristic Products For Telling People You're a Rich Dick
Sure, these inventions might make you look completely ridiculous today, but such is the price of progress.