There are real folks out there who, when danger came a-knocking, mustered the mental steel to uppercut danger in its stupid idiot face.
Some of our favorite pop culture series have their joy forcefully ripped from them whenever they face the harsh light of arithmetic.
George Lucas insisted that Jake Lloyd be cast as Anakin Skywalker ... so that explains a lot of things about 'Phantom Menace' already.
Being a server is a tough job, but there are so many more horses on their carousel of suck beside the bad hours, little pay and sore feet.
The world is full of bizarre, gruesome crimes so baffling and creepy that the only one-liner the investigators would muster up is