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If you were thinking about freezing someone in liquid nitrogen and shattering them, well, think again.
Some of our favorite pop culture series have their joy forcefully ripped from them whenever they face the harsh light of arithmetic.
There are real folks out there who, when danger came a-knocking, mustered the mental steel to uppercut danger in its stupid idiot face.
George Lucas insisted that Jake Lloyd be cast as Anakin Skywalker ... so that explains a lot of things about 'Phantom Menace' already.
In case you needed further proof that Matthew McConaughey is the coolest guy ever.
Mance Rayder? More like Mance I'm-Not-Very-Good-At-This-Leading-An-Army-Thing-der. Or something like that.
Being a server is a tough job, but there are so many more horses on their carousel of suck beside the bad hours, little pay and sore feet.
We're pretty certain that horror movies have been based off of the Virgin Mary's genitals.
The world is full of bizarre, gruesome crimes so baffling and creepy that the only one-liner the investigators would muster up is
We can't be certain, but Hitler may have had a picture of Carl Brigham in his school locker when he was a kid.