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You don’t have eyes in the back of your head, just really good ones in the front.
There's just no other way to say it, man.
And hey by the way, The Cracked Podcast is on YouTube now!
Summer is all about the three S’s: sunshine, settling the score with your jerk of an ice cream man, and shopping!
The only thing Roger Ebert liked talking about more than movies, was talking $#!t.
Apparently science doesn't care if it scars our very souls.
Other than slashing Beanie Baby prices, we have not gotten over The Spears Era.
Get ready to get smug upon your next dance with the heavy baby bib.
Pictured: Not real.
I relate to Uncle Ben in a way I never did before.
How were they able to code with their penises?
Some movies and shows stand up to the passage of time. Some just don't.
Even the American Revolutionary War needed a dog break.
Guys, your bed shook a little. Chill.
Apple didn't always have its eye for sleek, modern design.