Officially, there are no animals in the Pokemon anime-verse, only Pokemon and humans. And before you start on how you totally saw several non-Pokemon animals (and a very convincing cow costume), Shudo would remind you that every bird or cat in the series was drawn against his wishes, and is therefore non-canon.

But since the Pokedex describes Pikachu as a "mouse" Pokemon and Meowth as a "scratch cat," he couldn't pretend they never existed at all. So on his personal blog, Shudo offered a compromise: All the animals did exist once, but then they conveniently went extinct. A message he wanted to reinforce, in perfectly sane fashion, with an episode wherein Pokemon trainers battle the reanimated skeleton of a Tyrannosaurus Rex.

So how does Shudo explain what happened to the non-monstrous critters? You'd think they were just Darwin-ed out of existence by Pokemon (mouse vs. mouse that shoots 100,000 volts out of its cheeks isn't exactly a fair fight), but that doesn't seem to be the case. Instead, Shudo wrote that some people still have old photographs of animals, meaning they managed to live side by side with their superpowered counterparts from the prehistoric age until sometime after we invented the camera. I

f anything, that makes their mysterious fate even more disturbing. Not only was their extinction a shockingly recent event, but every single animal went the way of the dodo in a matter of decades. Is there an undiscovered Pokemon out there who knows the move "Extinction-Level Event"? If so, it is clearly super effective.

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Shudo had an idea for the plot of the fourth Pokemon movie, with Pokemon rising up against humans (so now you know why he didn't get to write that movie). Inspired by Spartacus, Shudo wrote that he wanted Pokemon to have their own revolution, refusing to keep spilling each other's blood for the entertainment of their cruel human masters. And leading the Poke-rebels in their bid to free themselves from bondage was none other than Ash Ketchum's Pikachu. The movie would have even featured a scene in which Pikachu turns on his underage master and the two fight one another (our money's on the sentient cattle prod over the 10-year-old boy).

The Pokemon Company, International"Pika-pi. Pikachu, pika. Pik, Pikachu. Pika-pi, chu." -- transcript of Professor Oak being sentenced to the people's justice via guillotine

In the end, the impending civil war is prevented by Team Rocket's Meowth, who serves as a human-to-Pokemon translator so the two factions can hash it out with words and not Body Slams. This was the closest Shudo ever got to planning a happy ending.

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At the end of the show, it was to be revealed that whole world of Pokemon was nothing but the elaborate fantasy of an older, mentally ill Ash living in a completely mundane world. That reveal gets even more depressing when you realize that even in his wildest delusions, the guy still couldn't win a single tournament. Talk about low self-esteem.

The Pokemon Company, InternationalThat also goes a ways toward explaining why the monster-powered adult terrorists had a worse win/loss than the Washington Generals.

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