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Love gaming? Know someone who does? Stop trying to fight your impulses, and just let it into your life. After all, people are making millions off of video games these days. It's a bona fide career move to be really good at Smash Bros. So if you're a gaming nut and don't care who knows it, check out these deals pronto.
MSRP: $140. Sale Price: $99 (29% off).
So you have too many games, and now your PS4 is out of storage space. Give it an upgrade! This hard drive upgrade kit gives you a boost of RAM and 2 TB of additional storage, turning your PS4 into a SUPER PS4, or at least one that won't freeze up every time you try to save.
MSRP: $140. Sale Price: $119 (15% off).
So you have too many games, and now your Xbox One is out of storage space. Wait, have we been here before? Oh yeah, this storage hub from Fantom Drives will give your Xbox One an extra 2 TB of storage, so you can carry more DLC and don't have to delete your Mass Effect files every time you want to start a new campaign.
MSRP: $199. Sale Price: $34.99 (82% off).
This may look like an SNES, but much like that one optical illusion with the rabbit/duck, looks can be deceiving. In fact, this little console is way more sophisticated than your old-school SNES, since it comes packed with 800 retro games built to emulate some of your favorite classics.
MSRP: $74.99. Sale Price: $19.99 (73% off).
This tiny handheld console bears a striking resemblance to a certain famous system, but we cannot stress enough that it is not that system. Instead it is sleeker, has more buttons, and is jam-packed with 400 classic 8-bit games, so you won't have to fumble with any annoying cartridges.
MSRP: $149.99. Sale Price: $34.99 (76% off).
Well, since we have you, know that you can also get two at once for an extra discount. That way you can game with your significant other, and it still counts as quality time.
MSRP: $119.99. Sale Price: $99.99 (16% off).
For the super nerds of a more seasoned generation, this tiny playable Tempest machine is designed to be a perfect one-sixth scale to match your collectible figures and fit perfectly on your bookshelf, bar, or desk.
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