Cracked Archive - Celebrities

Mickey Rourke Wants To Fight Elon Musk (For Johnny Depp's Honor)

Kids, stay off of social media or a celebrity might threaten to kick your ass.

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It's Hard To Imagine, But Ellen Might Not Be So Nice

Apparently saying "Be Kind" and actually doing it are two very different things.

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13 Celebrity Facts That Will Surprise You

Here, have some wholesome celebrity facts.

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Guy From 'Westworld' Doesn't Like To Talk About His African Gold Mine

Who knew being a celebrity gold digger would have negative consequences?

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The Ponzi Scheme Behind 90s Boy Bands

He gave us Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC, and stole millions.

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31 Famous People Who Have Unknown Talents

Sometimes celebrities can still surprise you.

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No One Has Ever Un-Apologized Harder Than Nick Cannon

Nick Cannon's apology reversal is unlike anything you'll ever see.

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We Need More Than Just Bill Nye To Speak Up About Wearing Masks

No celebrity video is going to be as effective as the President telling his supporters to wear a mask.

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Has Anybody Seen Mickey Rourke?

According to my Wikipedia deep dive, he hasn't existed since 2013.

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Incredibly Stupid Man, Kanye West, Might Get People Killed

Kanye West is a dangerous idiot.

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Rich Artists Pen Letter Demanding You Let Them Hate In Peace

This is truly the most oppressed anyone has been in history.

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5 Celebrities Whose Side Projects Are Pure Yikes

These definitely aren't 'Paul Newman gave us delicious lemonade' kinds of situations.

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The Dr. Seuss Antifa Cartoons You've Probably Never Seen

Weird, America First was problematic in the 1940's too?

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