Cracked Archive - Science & History
Here’s the Guy Who Bought Every Onion in America
What are you gonna do, cry about it?
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- By Eli Yudin
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Four Places Where Animals Have Tamed Humans
Those damn dirty... cats?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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21 Historical Events That Somehow Took Place at the Same Time
Marilyn Monroe and Queen Elizabeth II were born the same year
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Recently Discovered Fossils That Belong in Your Nightmares
There is no more potent nightmare fuel than a snake the size of a school bus
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- By Amanda Mannen
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These Are the 400 Years No One Gave a Shit About the Mona Lisa
That smile’s only been mysterious as of recent times
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Bizarre Prison Rules and Regulations From Around the World
I wouldn’t recommend ignoring them, either
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- By Eli Yudin
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This Is How Much Money Can Fit in a Standard Briefcase
The standard payment for a kilo can’t just be one briefcase-full
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- By Eli Yudin
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All the Presidents’ Secret Service Code Names, Ranked
Including a reference to heavy drinking, which seems insulting
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- By Eli Yudin
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How to Get Ridiculously Old, According to the People Who’ve Done It
I hope you like smoking
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- By Amanda Mannen
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5 People Who Got Sued for Being Themselves
An actual Ronald McDonald got sued by McDonald’s — and won
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- By Ryan Menezes
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Four People Who Won Elections From Jail
Typically, it works the opposite way. So maybe this is better?
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- By Amanda Mannen
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Everything That Isn’t A Cockroach That Can Also Survive A Nuclear Bomb
Turns out, there’ll be a whole lot of insects tanking a nuke
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Evolutionary Advantages We’re Trashing With Our Grooming Habits
We’re covered in various hairs for a reason
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- By Eli Yudin
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5 Tricks That Finally Got the Authorities to Come Down and Fix Stuff
Bring a few rats to the rich part of town, and suddenly, the city fixes your rat problem
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- By Ryan Menezes
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War Elephants Were the O.G. Tanks
And yes, they were highly effective
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- By Eli Yudin
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