Cracked Archive - News

Cars Hitting Protesters Is Now Too Disgustingly Common

Protesters are not to be treated like NPCs in 'Gran Theft Auto.'

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5 Misunderstood Terms That Needlessly Freak Everyone Out

Once again, it's time for us to bravely point out everybody is saying everything incorrectly.

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YouTube, Twitch, And Reddit Ban Far-Right Lunatics Several Years Too Late

We'll miss Trump's 'League of Legends' streams the most.

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5 Bumbling Bosses Who Lost Everything

No matter how successful you become, you might suddenly embarrass yourself and lose everything.

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Huge Companies Are Pulling Facebook Ads; They’ll Just Come Crawling Back

Who doesn't want to sell their products to proud racists and conspiracy nuts?

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This Weekend Was A Lot Even For Trump

How much can go wrong for a President in one weekend?

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Surprise! 'Re-Opening The Economy' Was A Clownshoes Idea

Greg Abbott what are you doing?

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American Insurance Exec Admits He Lied About Canadian Healthcare Sucking

Corporate greed strikes again! Sorry Canada.

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Conservative Media Is Helping Spread The Virus, According To Science

Don't get your pandemic advice from people who sell brain supplements and boner pills.

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5 Predictions For The Dumb 2020 Election Season

If this is going to be your first presidential election, let me just take a moment to apologize on behalf of American democracy.

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Tons Of Places Have Problematic Names; Guy Fieri Is The Solution

Flavortown > GenocidalExplorertown

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Black Lives Matter Protests Are Working

This is nothing like Occupy Wall Street.

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Now You Know: 12 Mega-Facts For Your Edification

Random, interesting things we just found out.

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Trump's Latest Firing Was As Shady As Hell; It's Been Instantly Forgotten

Trump's Saturday Night Massacre is being met with a 'meh.'

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It's Not 4th of July; Knock It Off With The Fireworks

Our world's on fireworks. How bout yours?

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