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6 Crazy Methods Prisoners Used To Escape Execution

You've been sentenced to die. How do you escape?

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Jousting Turned Henry VIII Into A Wife-Chopping Tyrant

Not the kind of blows to the head he was looking for.

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A Bunny Expert Classifying Rabbits Is Oddly Hypnotic, Wholesome

Sometimes you just gotta watch a calm man talk about the roundness of little bunnies.

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20 Actors Who Walked The Fine Line Between Acting And Lying To Get The Part

If an actor tells you they can ride a horse... they're lying.

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5 Promising Superhero Games Cancelled For Insane Reasons

The universe just doesn't want a good Superman game, apparently.

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Madonna's Biopic Will Take The Insane Richard Pryor Approach

Who better to direct a biopic than the subject themselves?

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'Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy' Loose Ends Finally Got Fixed (On The Radio?)

It ties up every loose end Adams had a maddening habit of leaving to dangle.

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Want To Feel Old? Mario Is Only Supposed Be 24 Years Old

And don't get me started on Kirby.

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We Should All Be Glad The Original 'Dune' Sucked

Movie history would be way different if 'Dune' wasn’t boring as hell.

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4 Dark AF Marketing Screw-Ups

Instead of going big, these companies should've stayed home.

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No One Knows Why Romans Had X-Rated Coins

Believe it or not, official Roman currency didn’t bear dicks with wings.

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All Hail Josh, America's First (And Only) Emperor

Make America Imperial Again.

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In 19th-Century England, Men Sold Their Unhappy Spouses In Wife Auctions

At these locations, an unwanted wife could be auctioned off to the highest bidder.

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Nicolas Cage's Crazy Role That Everyone Forgets

'Moonstruck' might be Cage at his weirdest.

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5 Video Game Glitches That Turn Sexy Scenes Into Lovecraftian Nightmares

This isn't computer generated, it's Satan generated

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