Maybe it's time to kill the death penalty altogether.
Over a hundred men died, and it all happened because one Sir John Franklin just couldn't stop pitching a tent for an unbelievably bad idea ...
The royal line of Ouch.
Please, sir, can I have some more arsenic?
Moral of the story: Never buy a severed dick.
It must have been a real pain in the butt for the former President to speak out about his condition.
Turns out deadlines used to be way more on-the-nose.
What's it like being the President?
Even back then a McMansion couldn't buy class.
Sometimes taking your own path goes down some weird roads.