Cracked Archive - Music

Thousands Of Maskless Motorcyclists Risk Their Health For ... Smash Mouth?

Our world's on fire, and these guys are making it worse.

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America Isn't Ready For A Eurovision-Style Contest

Not enough pomp, too much circumstance.

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Goodbye American TikTok, We Hardly Knew Ye

A roundup of an absurd experiment in youth culture.

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Lana Del Rey's Album Of Spoken Word Poetry Is ... Not Good

Hopefully, this will be the tipping point that forces us all to acknowledge that this lady is nothing more than 35-year-old edgelord

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Drake's New Arabic Accent Misfires Hilariously

Someone needs to go back to Duolingo and start over.

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Behold, Donald Glover's Lost, Hilarious TV Show Theme Songs

This truly is the darkest timeline.

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Black Creators Who Got Their Material Stolen

How ballsy do you have to be to steal two songs from one artist and put it on the same album?

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‘Baby Got Back' Has a Surprising Anti-Violence Message

It actually has a message that a lot of people were kicking around in 1992 ...

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Some People Want A New National Anthem; We Have Some Suggestions

Take off your hat and stand proud. The Top Gun theme is playing.

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What Does Britney Spears' '...Baby One More Time' Even Mean?

After more than two decades, we are still wondering...

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The Bonkers Beef Of The 'Boyz-n-the-Hood' Wikipedia Page

Bless those weird corners of the Internet.

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White Band Sues To Use A Black Singer's Name -- To Show They AREN'T Racist

Lady Antebellum is proving to be racist in more than just their name.

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Tell Us Now: Songs That Cause The Worst Kind Of Nostalgia

Music is a powerful mnemonic. Unfortunately.

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Vanilla Ice's Concert Might Kill Us All

Death, Death, Baby.

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