Scammers are reaching a new low.
The police are proving they are some kind of freak combination of Nazi and nerd.
The protesters aren’t going away and all Trump can do is hide.
In a year full of strange headlines, this might just be the weirdest.
Pull up a chair, folks.
For anyone craving a bit of catharsis during all of this violence, trust us, this is better than porn.
Gotta keep those hearts coming at any cost, to the point of metaphysical contradiction.
A pitched battle.