Cracked Archive - Video Games

The Dark War Behind Pokemon History

The Great Pokemon War Theory will grab you by the Pokeballs.

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Tom Nook's Deep, Dark Secret (Nintendo Is Keeping Hidden)

He's not the raccoon you thought you knew.

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Physical Copies Of Video Games Will Be The Next 'Vinyl' Trend

Physical games are going away, but that doesn't mean nerds won't still want to play them.

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Weird Workarounds Behind The Magic Of Your Favorite Games

Turns out video games also use duct tape solutions.

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An Open Letter To The Makers Of 'Zelda: Breath Of The Wild 2'

Breath Of The Wild 2 has some big maps to fill.

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The Future Of ‘Fast And Furious’ Should Be Games

Press X to Skip 45-minutes of exposition in muscle shirts.

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It's A Rough Time For 'Pokemon Go' To Try And Make A Comeback

Pokemon Go's new tech is cool, but it's probably not worth losing your life over.

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Let The 'Skyrim Grandma' Play How She Pleases

The 86-Year-Old gamer is sick of fans telling her how to play.

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PETA Is Protesting Soulless, Video Game Fish Now

They've shifted their in-game priorities away from anything productive.

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Cracked Investigates: Is Mario Circumcised?

We figured it out and we didn't even have to ask Princess Peach.

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How Settlers Of Catan Makes Us All Massive Jerks

Welcome to the jungle, we got fun and games.

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The New 'Paper Mario' Is Proof That Mario Is The Only Franchise Allowed To Get Weird

'Paper Mario: Origami King' looks so weird and different that we're jealous on behalf of all other gaming companies.

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Sex Work Is A Thing In 'Animal Crossing'

What better way to explore being dominated than watching your 'Animal Crossing' character get whacked with a net?

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Enough With The 'Real Gameplay' BS Footage Already

Sorry, gaming industry. We're not falling for it.

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