Top-quality tech can be yours for a price that couldn’t buy you a used car instead. Well, maybe a beat-up Ford Fiesta or something.
Think of it as a new fashion accessory that happens to prevent mass death.
All of your friends are already obsessed with Animal Crossing anyway; might as well turnip it up.
“What a cool and useful person,” everyone will say when you’re allowed to have parties again.
Imagine being able to whine “Alexaaaa, I’m hoooootttttt,” and her just taking care of it for you. She’s so thoughtful.
Who needs delivery? You are a pizza god.
With this kit, you'll have everything you need to keep yourself protected in the time of corona.
Whether it’s your state of mind, your colon, or your sink, things in your life can sometimes get all clogged up.
Johnny, like many great literary critics before him, misinterpreted the text.
Don't rob a bank to hire a designer. Honestly, that sounds like way more work than this program.