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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 150 articles, totaling over 350,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through email@example.com.
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Some of the most monumental moments in history happened because some idiot was really bad at their job.
Social media makes getting mad so convenient!
Sometimes the stories after the stories are even stranger.
Sometimes crime-solving is so convoluted and bizarre it feels like an old WB drama.
History class tends to gloss over all the zombies.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
It's worth looking back at some of these CIA conspiracy theories.
Being a household name doesn't exactly make someone a role model.
Sometimes Hollywood lawsuits get weird.
If there's any institution that doesn't want us to know how much it messes up, it's the military.