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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 250 articles, totaling over 500,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through firstname.lastname@example.org.
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These people got up and kicked ass, just to spite the fates.
Like the wearers of those T-shirts from the boardwalk, the FBI experience spectacular failures.
How were pineapples once worth more than gold?
Any of these deaths would have changed history.
Armies do brilliant stuff in war. We're not going to talk about that today.
If you're going to cheat death, you might as well give him the finger as well.
These deaths are not normal by even the twenty-twentiest of definitions.
What was rare and prized one day becomes mundane the next.
Our mission here is to scour history for the single Weirdest Life Anyone Has Ever Lived.
The smallest changes in these men's lives would have changed all of history.
Change happens fast ... except when it doesn't.
Companies use two methods when hiring. Both are terrible.
The US Navy filed a patent for an aircraft that can 'engineer the fabric of our reality.'
It's easy to work the system and win these awards even if you don't deserve them.
Movies are great and all, but sometimes the story behind the story is way more awesome.
History is full of terrifying, underwear-ruining horror.
Filmmakers are like Batman villains who can't help but leave clues behind.
Hollywood still has a few blind spots about the things actual human beings do.
Human beings aren't always such frail things.
Reality never has
The more you learn, the weirder it gets.