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Real Name: Ryan Menezes
Member Since: September 24th, 2012
Ryan Menezes has written over 100 articles, totaling over 250,000 words, attracting over 100 million views and containing over 12 jokes. He broke down and set up a Twitter page, just for his Cracked fans, at https://twitter.com/MenezesCracked. You can also try reaching out to him through email@example.com.
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History class tends to gloss over all the zombies.
Human nature is rarely simple.
Something funny happens to the mind of a video game developer when they've designed too many puzzles.
The Robin Hoods of trolls, if you will.
Our ancestors had their own hilarious life hacks.
You can't take it with you. So, they didn't.
The coolest thing about being famous is that you get access to other famous people just as interesting as you.
You don't think a lot about how products sound, but marketers do, A LOT.
The real pair of stories you're about to read are extraordinarily bizarre.
Some of these stories are heartwarming. (Even if some of the people involved are, uh, complicated.)
I don't usually go in for conspiracy theories.