Felix Clay
I am Felix. I am not a cat.
I am on the Twitter. My the Twitter is twitter.com/Felix_Clay
Calm Down, Your Fetish Isn't All That Weird
My bag gets into some weird scenarios and maybe yours does too. So let's manage them.
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4 Terrible Celebrities The World Has Given A Free Pass
We're cool with these people for no other reason than we just got tired of caring.
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The 4 Craziest Places People Keep Having Sex
Of all the activities one can enjoy in all the world, sex is easily a top 10 event.
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The Hardest Things To Accept About Good Parents
Woe be to anything that turns a parent into a person. (Like this article.)
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4 Ways A Normal American Day Is Absolutely Bonkers To Others
There are some things everyone seems to do that, if we stopped to ask some friends from a faraway land about, they'd think we're all absolutely nuts.
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4 Dumb Reasons We Let Bad People Off The Hook
Most of us are willing to come down on people we find objectionable. Except, for some reason, in a handful of cases, when we like to raise up those turd golems and pretend they're pristine turd angels.
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4 Steps For Dealing With Terrible Friends
Sometimes you become friends with someone before you know their true nature.
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Netflix's JonBenet Documentary Will Be Huge (And Gross)
An IMDb title search of JonBenet reveals over 100 entries. Of those, 15 or so are movies or miniseries. That's nearly one a year since she died. And a new one is coming in 2017.
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6 Bizarre YouTube Genres That Are (Somehow) Hugely Popular
Someone explain the popularity of these bizarre sub-genres to us.
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5 Penis Based Incidents You Shouldn't Laugh At (But Will)
Unfortunately, not all dick stories have happy endings.
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5 Depressing Things I Saw At My Local Small Town Comic-Con
I went to a small comic-con in Canada, just a few miles down the highway from where I live. I saw Alan Thicke.
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5 Things Your Body Can't Do (That Movies Always Say It Can)
Hollywood understands as much about the human body as I understand about Eritrean politics.
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5 WAY-Too-Common Movie Lines No Actual Human Has Ever Said
Characters in movies say things all the time that you and I don't say, because our lives aren't dictated by a script some coke-head wrote out on a napkin at Starbucks.
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The 5 Most Indefensible Sex Scenes In Superhero Movies
Sex in comic book movies is about as awkward as sex in a comic book store.
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4 Unsettling Realizations At A Guns N' Roses Reunion Show
Guns N' Roses was of the best concerts I have ever been to. But the awesome cheesy layer on top concealed a layer of foul casserole beneath, replete with canned peas and cougars
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The 4 Ways That Pretentious People Try To Impress You
You're not special. You're not unique. You're just annoying.
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5 Female Sexual Enhancements You Didn't Think Were Possible
I found out about some insane sexual enhancements for ladies that are way crazier than my 'penis pump plus prayer' regimen.
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5 Ways The Food Network Went Insane When You Weren't Looking
I have a degree of confidence I would describe as fair to middling that Food Network was constructed specifically by Satan himself.
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Why Is It So Damn Frustrating To Buy These Four Things?
Not all business interactions are worthy of a congratulatory fap.
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