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Sometimes you just have to pretend you're Pablo Escobar to get out of a sticky situation.
This story involves poisoned cocktails, combat scuba training, American flag diapers, a gold-tipped sword cane, and an invasion of Haiti by CBS News.
Bioshock was realer than you thought, people.
EBay sending its enemies random crap in the mail is the tip of the iceberg.
This is a story about time machines, aliens, a lot of dynamite, hermits, and a giant rock.
Every city has its own fast food urban legend, here's Pittsburgh's.