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Real Name: Luis Prada
Member Since: November 22nd, 2007
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A short story.
There's going to be a lot of half-court heaves to earn an 'H'
Sure, let's give the guy who compulsively assaults every suspect MORE power.
Our buns are not prepared for the meat-based lunacy to come.
Renner is here to deliver
Being Player Two hasn't been this much of a bummer since you were forced to be Luigi.
You are unprepared for the sheer volume of Italian pursed fingers hand gestures in this article.
It sounds like he's insinuating that anyone who doesn't think Batman kills people is an idiot.
There's a moral to this story, and boy is it stupid.
You know you've hit rock bottom when you're defending an accused pederast simply to make another Red Sonja movie.
Alex Trebek is the Bob Ross of game show hosts.
Alas, the Dash Button is dead. It was so young.
Rotten Tomatoes is doing away with the extremely bad practice of non-critics reviewing movies before they're out.
Anti-feminists have resorted to review-bombing its Rotten Tomatoes audience score.