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Real Name: Luis Prada
Member Since: November 22nd, 2007
Hi! I'm a columnist here.
Read my columns, and then read all the other stuff I've written over the years on my Tumblr page...
And you can watch me struggle to think of something worthwhile to say everyday on Twitter:
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One of these at a time please.
We'll miss Trump's 'League of Legends' streams the most.
Who doesn't want to sell their products to proud racists and conspiracy nuts?
White America is the world's worst negotiator.
I'd call it a virginity protection shield but he's already a grandpa, so maybe it's a pussy magnet?
Don't get your pandemic advice from people who sell brain supplements and boner pills.
He's the world's smartest sentient movie theater popcorn tub.
Attempt to harm the baby in any way and you will be pulled, twisted, and bopped.
'One of the largest and most pernicious price-fixing conspiracies ever prosecuted.'
It sounds like he's insinuating that anyone who doesn't think Batman kills people is an idiot.
There's a moral to this story, and boy is it stupid.
You know you've hit rock bottom when you're defending an accused pederast simply to make another Red Sonja movie.
Alex Trebek is the Bob Ross of game show hosts.
Alas, the Dash Button is dead. It was so young.
Rotten Tomatoes is doing away with the extremely bad practice of non-critics reviewing movies before they're out.
Anti-feminists have resorted to review-bombing its Rotten Tomatoes audience score.