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I did something far worse, and of my own volition. I lied, I abused my body, and I psychologically abused thousands of others. That's right: I was in a weight loss infomercial.
I was brought up to be just one more weapon in this terrible faith-based arsenal, but I didn't quite hit the target. Here's what I can tell you about being a weaponized offspring.
Nothing shows hedonistic excess in China like being able to afford a pet white dude.
There are way more animal boners in the process than a reasonable person is comfortable with.
I grew up in communist Romania under the watchful eye of despotic president Nicolae Ceausescu. I watched my country torn to tatters, and it still hasn't even halfway recovered.
While I didn't come back with any secret wisdom from the spirit world, I did have an experience very few people live to talk about.
Linda Almonte was an executive with JP Morgan Chase, and her only mistake was doing her job and blowing the whistle on her lawbreaking boss. For the last five years, her life has been a morass of lawsuits and private detectives.
Have you ever wondered what it's like to get so fed up with the system that you take to the streets armed with nothing but whatever random objects you can find around the house? We wondered that very thing, so we asked some people who did it.