This weekend, the release of Roland Emmerich's 2012 will usher in the cycle of the Mayan calendar that foretells Hollywood running out of shit to make big budget movies about. Of course, it's going to take a whole lot more than a complete and total absence of good ideas to get them to stop. Here are the disaster you'll probably be seeing next.
Whether pining for the Dark Ages while applying thick black eyeliner or shooting Nazis from the comfort of a couch, everyone has fantasized about living in another era. But we rarely stop to wonder how history's greatest figures would translate in our modern age.