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Everyone knows the best way to put asses in sticky movie theater seats is to trick ticket buyers.
Some companies have to go through a lot of turds to find a good name, apparently.
While some Google doodles are pretty awesome, we think they can do just a little bit better.
We believe a lot of silly bullshit.
Whether we want them or not, every year we're presented with allegedly revolutionary innovations in gaming. And every year we are let down.
What if companies were placing subliminal messages closer to home than you realize?
Cartoon characters are already pretty questionable in the sanity department -- it's no surprise that a lot of them would lose it eventually.
It turns out that video game characters are prone to the same terrible decisions we are.
Everyone has a 'before the were famous' story, and Internet memes are no better.
It turns out the photoshopper in the entourage has it the worst.