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We're launching Kickstarters for all of these.
These are open to a lot different interpretations. None of them being favorable.
Rowdy Roddy Piper will always be the hero. Sorry, everyone else.
We'll never drink Kool-Aid again.
More dead. Less walking.
For instant happiness, google 'baby turtles.'