These are the questions we actually need answered by scientists.
'Hang in there!' posters are great and all, bu- OK, no they aren't.
Welcome to the world according to Sean Spicer.
Blackmail isn't always involved.
Dear celebrities, you're welcome for the free PR.
Everything's easier to understand with charts.
We're looking forward to the special editions of these films that will now surely get made.
Just remember: You weren't alone.