Hmm, gross. That's not what we thought that song meant.
We graciously accept and welcome these future animal overlords.
These days we pretty much expect our movies to be almost entirely CGI. Minus a small scene or tw- What's that? Oh those are actually CGI also?
It's time to take the gold-tinted glasses off and look past the accolades.
If your job isn't on this list, then maybe stop complaining about how rough you have it.
It's never explicitly stated, but all your favorite fictional characters no doubt had their formative years. Hell, you even watched some of these characters live through them. So it goes without saying that all of them have yearbook photos.
We aren't going to say money is everything, but we are going to say you aren't living unless you have a remote control toilet.
We've talked before about how badass presidents are. Now it's time to wonder about how these idiots got to lead our country.
We thought we would celebrate the most romantic holiday of the year in the only way we know how: By coldly analyzing fascinating statistics pertaining to human mating habits.
Look, we know a lot of work happens behind the scenes to make our favorite movies come to life. Still: We don't want to see that stuff, man.
At this point they should just add a script and laugh track.
We need to have a heart to heart about this. You haven't been told the truth.