We're all going to die. But some people are racing to the finish line and don't even know it.
Further proof that there isn't enough money in the world that can buy you a dose of reality.
You'd think that with massive budgets behind them, movies would spare no expense to achieve top notch, realistic effects.
God bless the Internet for revealing these majestic gems to us.
There's one kind of player that has and always will plague video games: the NPC.
It turns out stuff you use every day has little hidden features that make them more brilliant than you initially thought.
While everyone is talking about which celebrity is sticking a rodent up his ass, they're missing out on some awesome stuff that actually happened.
We welcome our future robot overlords with open arms and laurels.
That quiet dude over in HR probably has regular romps with his wife that involve his genitals being kicked then set upon by ants.
Any one of these could be inside your cereal box right now.