What happened to the good old days in Hollywood where the only people who got what's coming to them were the assholes?
All that stuff you do that you think makes you healthier or makes the planet better or makes puppies and kittens dance a salsa together? None of it works!
Hollywood has given our imaginations a lot to comprehend over the years.
You're allowed to keep a new character around for more than a couple of episodes. It's called
With anti-American sentiments come the most baffling and hilarious propaganda materials we've ever seen.
Man, we sure panic over a lot of really dumb stuff.
Sometimes filmmakers have a tendency to go completely overboard which gives us scenes that cover the spectrum from unintentionally hilarious, or depressing for all the wrong reasons.
Revenge is a dish best served cold. Or, perhaps, revenge is a dish best served hot, complex, and preferably bloody.
Games are magical -- just when you think you've found everything, something else pops up.
It's a thin line between crazy and genius.
Kids can fly magic broomsticks and dogs are the hardest ballers outside of Rucker Park. That's about as far as we'll allow movies to push it.